When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
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You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
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He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
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I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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