wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
