We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
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i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
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Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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