I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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