Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
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