The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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