I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
Randomize