I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
There r osticjed everywhere
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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