Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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