Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
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woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
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It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
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