Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
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