I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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