Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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