You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
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A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
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Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
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this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
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