i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Randomize
