I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
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She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
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in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
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