Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
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fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
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Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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