Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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