eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
You ruined the universe
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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