There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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