when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
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I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
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She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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