but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Randomize
