i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
Randomize