She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
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im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
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You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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