Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
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She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
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I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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