4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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