She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
pray to the hookup gods
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
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