weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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