She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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