oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
Randomize
