I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
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Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
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PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
Someone came in the potted fern
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
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