dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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