Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
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I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
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Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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