just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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