A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
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Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
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Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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