We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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