Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
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Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
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I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
I currently don't understand fingers.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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