So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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