Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
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We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
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its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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