some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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