So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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