Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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