oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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