yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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