Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
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I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
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Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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