I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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