so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
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hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
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I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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