I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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