There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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