My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
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You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
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When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
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You need Xanax blowdarts
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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