Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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