he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
Randomize