@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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