Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
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I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
im calling her cock vulture from now on
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
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My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
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