were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
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